Why do boys smell, and should we throw rocks at them?

Why do boys smell, and should we throw rocks at them? Time for complaints. (absolutely NOT personal and any boy spoken about that reminds you of anyone you might know, is totally a fabrication of your own mind. Characters in this list of complaints are totally fictitious) Why do they check out other girls when you are walking down the street? Just, why?? Its rude to the girl they are with. Its an insult and I hate it if I guy checks me out when he’s with his girlfriend. Why do they try to make a joke about our period? Are they just plain stupid? Why do they say ‘I like girls who don’t wear make-up’, and then you find out that their ex’s DID wear make up, just that they did it so it LOOKS like they don’t – and the dumb guy believes it… why are guys dumb in stuff like this? Why does it make girls so mad? Why do they not shower? Why do they say small lies to get out of trouble like little kids? Why, why why? Why do they smile and pretend that will make it better? Why do men exist? Why do we want to be with them? Why are there not more Lesbians? Why do they act selfishly with no regard for other people? Why do they not take hints? Why do they fulfil their own needs and THEN the needs of the children? Why do I care? Honestly, I do not want to read the mars and venus book – I do not want a solution – I just want to complain. It makes me feel better, for just a moment within a moment.